Black Dog Running

anilanar:

It literally works in this way. In order to feed the craving monster inside your heart, You feel the urgency to have fun and more and more of it. It may sound grim but believe me considering that -sooner or later- we’re all gonna give up playing this repetitive and cliche game called life, We think we should have fun and get benefit of everything that we’re gifted by God. A guy/girl is the only reason why you go depressive when you think you’re gonna die, I assume. That’s the only reason why I’m living a life instead of devoting it to a third party guy/girl.

After a sort of f***ed up brief, I think I can go on with pros and cons of being an asexual. Why not to make it way simple? Let’s create a list! :)

Pros

Here’s my top 5. I bet there’s more of them for the Asexuals around the world. :)

•  The best thing about being an asexual is being free as a bird. You may leave for a far-off city whenever you want w/o giving a damn about anyone.
• You can create lists, make a schedule for your own sweet self and have a life in your way.
• A huge bed to sleep! It’s the best thing I’ve ever led to. :)
• Having tons of Straight and LGBT friends. Just when you tell people about yourself, They consider you as a saint or a pet and feel close to you just as a friend. No strings attached, literally, lol.

• A unique point of view. Goggles out when you’re an asexual. ;) The facts are all naked now, w.

Cons

There are not so much of it but if you’re blue, life gets harder for an asexual.

• In a depressive day, The cute couples cuddling could make you go question yourself. Other than being a detective of mine, I’d prefer being questioned in Iraq or anywhere coming to sound slightly unbearable.

• I’ll speak to you directly. Asexuality makes you hornier than ever. It’s the second con I’ve ever faced w/.

As you see, An asexual is not a straight nor a homo. He/She just enjoys and celebrates the fact that we’re living a life on a mesmerizing planet like that. Most of us are humanists and yes we like hugging like Teletubbies.

It’s the manual of an asexual written by Me. I’ll explain it in details in the next posts. I’m super excited. :3

I’m sorry, this is really problematic. In lots of ways. 

1)You seem to be confusing asexuality with celibacy, and also with being non-partered. This is not the case for many asexuals, so stop erasing them. 

2)see above

3)You seem to be projecting things you enjoy onto the rest of the world - not everyone who has a huge bed to sleep alone in wants to be alone in it! Stop telling them they should want this (I certainly don’t. I object to anyone who tells me it’s a good thing for everyone).

3)…um. You missed the whole “Homophobic ace slut shamers who are homophobic and Not Queer because we say so (and also they’re wrong wrong wrong and sick)”, didn’t you? Otherwise, not sure how you can say this. Also, if someone’s considering you a saint for just being your orientation…they’re not really getting it. (Also, why would you want to be a pet, it seems kinda derogatory and dehumanising to me. Like you’re the ‘token’ ace).

I certainly have “strings” to my friends. They’re not romantic, but I’ve got ties to them, and I’m not going to deny them.
Plus my partner, who I’ve got a whole fucktonne of ties to, who is also not romantic but the most important person in my life. 

4) no. We’re still goddamn human, we have flaws and our own biases and stuff. We might have different biases, but we’ve got ‘em.

5) uh…I’m not quite sure what you’re saying here. Either you’ve confused asexuality with celibacy and are implying that someone who is celibate might question themeslves when down and seeing couples hugging, or you’re saying when down asexuals might worry about getting a partner/having someone(s) to hug/cuddle etc.

6)…eh? asexuality has nothing to do with libido. Not sure what the connection is.

and as for your second last little paragraph. WTF. (nice gender binary) You’ve… no, I don’t even know. You’ve been erasing as fuck, spoken for a huge, varied group of people without (I presume) asking any (or if you did ask, asking few) for an opinion. 

 Finally. Fuck you. How DARE you propoe to write a ‘manual’ for an asexual. You’ve covered nothing which could be considered general ace 101, or to even do with wider ace experience.  (also, the way you’ve phrased it makes us sound like robots. This might just be me though, so I’ll not comment on that much). Let me tell you, I for one am dreading you “writing” anything more on this. Please, please don’t, or educate yourself before you erase and hurt more people.

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